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that good music that i listen to |
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i think my little depression things over but who cares now.
i messed up and missed my brothers show cuz i slept in. my bad. my baaad.
but i heard them the next day, along with derek and tim.i didnt bother with the other bands . good stuff good stuff.
im hopin for some parties. need to party down.
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[25 Feb 2005|09:52pm] |
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i dont think im gonna do a livejournal anymore. i hate myself too much.
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[20 Feb 2005|05:47pm] |
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yeah i am cuz i actually have FRIENDS lame-o!!! why do i bother being nice to you and sticking up for you?! you're such an ASS!
HA yeah, i am an ass arent i?
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[17 Feb 2005|10:54pm] |
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my birthday happened. sweet.
went to benihanas.
went to bed.
went to school.
went to bed.
went to have sex.
didnt go to bed.
suddenly depressed.
feelin lonely.
went to bed.
woke up.
kicked a whore.
feelin sweet.
all in one day. ahh thats good day.
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| Birthday |
[11 Feb 2005|08:53pm] |
FEBRUARY 14
Almost THERE
Bitches
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[04 Feb 2005|04:56pm] |
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10 more days. UNTIL MY SEXY BIRTHDAY
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[01 Feb 2005|02:44pm] |
My birtday is in... my birthday is on February 14!!!
going to benihanas BITCH!!!
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[27 Jan 2005|03:08pm] |
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Fuck it.
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[26 Jan 2005|09:53pm] |
When life hands me lemons i chuck them at old people.
what would you do if life handed you some lemons?
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| im sick and im feeling great |
[21 Jan 2005|01:18pm] |
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Caress me Down |
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Is it possible to do everything you said you would never do or try in a time frame of two days. I guess that would really depend on what your being a pussy about.
A small portion of "beer vs. POT"
your in a ball game your in a concert someones really violent,agressive,and obnoxious
are they drunk or are they smoking pot? drunk
I have never seen people on pot get in a fight because its fucking impossible
HEY Buddy.... Hey what.... what..... End of argument
say you get in a car accident and your smoking pot your only going 4 mph
shit we hit something
fergot to open the garage door man
thats ok i fergot we were going in reverse
at least no one was hurt
the garage door has to be replaced
!BOOM! a job is created.
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| Hermaphrodite |
[30 Dec 2004|05:36pm] |
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Hermaphrodite |
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shes part girl,
shes part boy,
shes got parts everyone can enjoy,
shes got more,
shes got less,
shes got her manhood tucked in her dress yea,
is she a mister or is she a miss,
does she stand up when shes taking a piss,
she my little girl yea shes my little guy,
when i try to please her i get poked in the eye,
she wears lace and she wears flannel,
she watches football and the life time channel,
whats that bulge under her nighty it must be hermaphrodite,
hermaphrodite oh,
somethings are white somethings are black,
some girls wear make-up,
mine shaves her back,
she is still beautiful she is still fine,
its too bad her package is bigger than mine,
she cant help her imperfections,
she gets jockage from her yeast infection,
who stole all my tighty whities ,
it must be hermophrodite,
hermaphrodite oh oh.
HERMAPHRODITEEE.
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[30 Dec 2004|12:46am] |
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Thats why mommy left us |
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Hush little girl, sweet sweet baby dont cry tonight,
Daddy is here and he''ll sing you a soft lullaby tonight,
Why cant it all be like it was before,
how can i explain why mommy's not here anymore,
cuz daddy likes porno and ten dollar whores,
daddy gets wasted and robs liquor stores,
daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus,
i think thats why your mommy left us,
hush little girl there is no reason to fret tonight,
dont mind the smoke daddy just wants to forget +tonight+,
soon it will all be like it was before,
any minute she will walk through that front door,
but daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer,
the he wants sex that involves mommy's rear,
daddy has sores on his genitals oozing with puss,
i think thats why your mommy left us,
please dont cry, i swear ill try, to be here by your side,
right after daddy gets home from the bar, visits his booky,
and steals a new car, he'll drive to the strip club
and if daddy plays his cards right, he'll bring home your new mommy tonight.
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| Ninjitsu |
[29 Dec 2004|01:45am] |
Dont I look like the sexiest ninja alive. Who else out there has wanted to be a ninja?
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[28 Dec 2004|02:57pm] |
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i think i just might write something in my journal.
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[26 Dec 2004|05:47pm] |
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theres a horny face?!?!? |
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im the only gay eskimo |
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My christmas was ok. i got an air rifle and clothes. pretty cool. we had breakfast later and then i kicked back the rest of the day.
tell me how your christmas was. so i have something to do.
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| Merry Xmass |
[25 Dec 2004|02:12pm] |
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whenever its christmas i feel like an ass. i get to sit in a warm house opening boxes of joy. But what about all the boys and girls with nothing. I think about it every year and i laugh. Merry xmass everyone.
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| thats right |
[23 Dec 2004|04:41pm] |
thats called obediance.
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| yea this was fun. |
[22 Dec 2004|11:52pm] |
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Karate |
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I got bored tonight so i messaged this girl i used to go to school with.when she was dumb enough to believe that it wasnt me i had fun talking smart and shit. even with all the spelling errors and improper use of fake vocabulary. like intallectualcy.
MistaJOB: YOU SMELL!
XShIsHkAmAbObSx: u should hear what i say about u : P
MistaJOB: like what
XShIsHkAmAbObSx: i was just kidding
MistaJOB: do you know who this is
XShIsHkAmAbObSx: michael i suppose
MistaJOB: nope
MistaJOB: naw
XShIsHkAmAbObSx: really? who r u then?
XShIsHkAmAbObSx: .....
MistaJOB: i doubt i will be informing you
MistaJOB: for my intallectualcy exceeds your brain power to interpret what i say
XShIsHkAmAbObSx: ok then..that's fine w/ me
MistaJOB: your odor makes my eyes perspirate every time i catch the scent
XShIsHkAmAbObSx: that's nice..have i seen u l8ly?
MistaJOB: not as of late
XShIsHkAmAbObSx: oic
MistaJOB: in fact i have never made your aquantence
XShIsHkAmAbObSx: so y r u talking to me?
MistaJOB: one of your fellows gave me your alias and i decided to humiliate you.
XShIsHkAmAbObSx: humiliate?
XShIsHkAmAbObSx: how/
XShIsHkAmAbObSx: *?
MistaJOB: I have informed you of your ungodly odor.
XShIsHkAmAbObSx: uh huh..i don't know who u r..so what the hell r u talking about?
MistaJOB: I am speaking, of course, of your odor you half-twit!
XShIsHkAmAbObSx: who r u?
MistaJOB: I shall not let you recieve the pleasure of recieving my name!
XShIsHkAmAbObSx: u bore me..goodbye
XShIsHkAmAbObSx signed off at 11:49:00 PM.
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